Now Ya'll - I know what you are thinking....that the idea of eatin' road kill is just a myth. Well, I'm here to prove you wrong. I have a bible here at my double-wide, and it is called "The Original Road Kill Cookbook." My buddy "Buck" Peterson compiled this book. 'afore I give you any recipes, you must prepare for your adventures in the discovery of fresh road kill quisine. Here are a few pointers from our friend Buck:
Where to Shop (automobile required, rusty truck preferred):
Near Water
Near a Game Refuge
Around Deer Crossings
Near Heavy Cover (you know - trees, cornfields!)
What you Should Put in the, um, Shopping Cart (Yeah, the Family Truckster):
Chainsaw
Shovel
C.B. (what good person doesn't have a C.B.?)
Rope
Canvas or Tarp
*Note - there are other less obvious necessities according to Buck - like enough gas to get you quickly home. Once loaded, don't speed and give the "badges" a chance to score your booty, though!
Here's a link to
Buck's webpage - iff'n you want to order any of his books. Be looking for some mighty tasty recipes coming up, courtesy of his "Road Kill Cookbook."
